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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"
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"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."
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"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."
"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."
"Hard to believe that Twitter is six years old. Seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family."
"A squirrel charged with murder, the detective ""did you do it?"", the squirrel ... ""no it was Nut me"""