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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"

"I spilled coffee over my keyboard, so I spent all day asking letters from my employees. ""Give me a ""g"" ""Give me an ""h"" They hate me now."

"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""

"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."

"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""

"I wish I had the balls to be a juggler."