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Joke of the Day

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"

"All i'm saying is, before Back to the Future 3, he was fine."

"Tall Grande at Venti. It's the midget psychic at large in the perspective of Starbucks. Can I get internet points now?"

"What has tiny balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine you sick fuck"

"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."

"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."