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Joke of the Day
"I have a confession to make, I am a lesbian... Trapped in a man's body."
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"Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull"
"I got arrested for playing chess in the street.. I said its because im black isnt it"
"joe: siri address me as poopyhead siri: okay poopyhead *obama enters* barack: joe have you seen my phone? joe: yep here *runs away giggling*"
"I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed"
"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."
"The life of a clown A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: ""20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."""
"Hey'd you hear about that guy who's half Indian, half Canadian? Yeah, his name is Aziz I'msorry"
"A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies ""Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."""