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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."
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"I like my women like I like my golf Over 80 and handicapped"
"Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total."
"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."
"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."
"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"
"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"
"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."
"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."
"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."