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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub"

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."

"A priest asks a rabbi, ""when are you going to finally try pork?"" The rabbi replies, ""At your wedding friend,"""

"I recently surveyed 100 women about their favorite shampoo preferences... The number one answer was, ""What the hell are you doing in my bathroom!?"""

"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"

"no dude, if i wash my hands BEFORE going to the bathroom then they won't get my genitals dirty and i won't have to wash my hands after. duh"

"Michael J. Fox got hit by a reversing truck. Don't worry he shook it off."

"Truth or dare? -Truth. Ok, go. -I get sexually aroused by ALF. Okaaaay... -Your turn. Truth or dare? Um...dare. -Put on this ALF costume."

"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"

"Dating is like vitamins If you don't go outside much you won't get the D."