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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."

"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"

"If you punched a random Brit today... There would be a 52% chance they deserved it."

"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."

"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."

"Diplomacy is saying ""nice doggy"" until you find a big rock."

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"Apparently the Royal Family is running out of money. They're down to just 26.5 million ...Which is what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years."