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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"
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"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."
"A man walks into a bar The bartender says ""watch where you're going"""
"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"
"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."
"Ever been to the restaurant owned by the fundamentalist church? No? Well, if you do go there I don't suggest getting the bible sandwich. They really try to shove it down your throat."
"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."
"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""
"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""