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Joke of the Day
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"
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"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("
"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."
"My own Mother called me a 'Son of a Bitch'. Then she told me I was adopted :("
"TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived. He was wrist strained."
"""DAAAAAAAD!! LOKI KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER!!"" -adolescent Thor"
"I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there."
"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"