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Joke of the Day
"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."
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"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !"
"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"
"You can't watch porn on the new iphone They took the jack off."
"My therapist asked me, ""How would leaving twitter make you feel?"" I replied by asking him, ""How would switching therapists make you feel?"""
"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"
"Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis Click to find out more"