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Joke of the Day
"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."
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"Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you'll look Ed Zachary like him!"
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"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."
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"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."