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Joke of the Day
"Dear Keebler elves, 100 calorie packs of cookies suck. I hope your tree burns down."
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"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."
"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."
"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""
"I fainted at an Indian restaurant when I found out that R.E.M had split up That's me in the korma."
"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"
"What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!"
"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"
"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."