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Joke of the Day
"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"
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"Which dinosaur was the hardest to find? ...the Steganosaurus! And do you know why? ...because it was encryptid!"
"Wearing contact lenses for the first time. My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray."
"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket? A Pullover!"
"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."
"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"
"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""