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Joke of the Day
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
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"Dark chocolate tastes like chocolate that started doing CrossFit."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."
"So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said ""I have a boyfriend"" ok lettuce head"
"I start a lot of conversations with ""goodbye"" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked."
"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"