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Joke of the Day

"So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said ""I have a boyfriend"" ok lettuce head"

"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"

"I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves"

"I'm no scientist, but harnessing the power of teen girls talking would probably solve all the world's energy woes."

"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"

"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."

"how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles"

"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""

"To all those people who said I would be an unfit parent, have you seen the little guy lately? Cause that would be a big help, I seem to have misplaced him."

"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."