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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
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"How is marriage like a tornado? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, but when it's over your house is gone."
"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? By running! J.K. Rowling"
"Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry."
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"
"What do you call a Gay Jew? A Heblew"
"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"
"A warlock cursed me to forever be standing in line behind people trying to remember the name of a movie, and I know exactly what movie it is"
"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""
"Yo' daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!"