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Joke of the Day

"I start a lot of conversations with ""goodbye"" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked."

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("

"Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."

"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."

"Children are like ulcers... Their small, painful, restrict what you can and can't eat and by the time you've realised what's wrong you'll have 2 or 3 others"

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet."

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."