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Joke of the Day
"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."
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"We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser"
"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I have to suck to suck a dick around here?"" Heard it on Game Grumps."
"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee."""
"Why is sex during a camping trip so exciting? It's in tents."