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"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"
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"""Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself."" -History"
"TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late"
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"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."
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