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Joke of the Day

"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""

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"Just think about this: Jeff Goldblum is someone's uncle. Jeff Goldblum goes to someone's house for holidays and is Jeff Goldblum."
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"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"
"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."
"What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready? NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD."
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983...folding a rock"
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