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Joke of the Day
"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."
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"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"
"Why did the fetus kill his twin? There wasn't enough womb for the two of them!"
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? 'Cause he wanted to git a long, little doggie."
"Dear Grocery Bagger, Please don't put dryer sheets and bread in the same bag. My kids don't like peanut butter & Spring Meadow sandwiches."
"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it into airplane mode"
"What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you? M'laria."
"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"
"What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time? Uranus."
"We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious."