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Joke of the Day

"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."

"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."

"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""

"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"