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Joke of the Day
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
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"To whoever has my voodoo doll, can you stop making me stare at my phone all day? This isn't funny. I just want to live life again."
"What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria."
"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"
"What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood? Logger-rhythms."
"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll have sex with their boyfriends"
"What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver"
"Fertilizer Plant Explosion This fertilizer sucks, all these plants are dead!"
"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"Did you hear about the new gay sitcom? "" Leave it, it's Beaver."""