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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op."
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"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time."
"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."
"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."
"The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana."
"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"
"What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? An addadictamie."
"How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched."
"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."