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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."

"My cat cares about me. LOLZ that's the joke."

"What Leonidas told his 300 after they got surrounded. Guys, it's a wipe. (World of Warcraft reference)"

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"Cop pulled me over said ""papers"" I replied with ""scissors, I win"" and drove off. Now I'm doing hard time on the rock."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs? Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo."

"What do you call the Wal Mart cheer? Spelling classes!"

"How does Kylo Ren spend Father's Day? Solo."