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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man? An addadictamie."

"Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir."

"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."

"Me: Screw you, Tuesday! Tuesday: I have a boyfriend."

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"

"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"

"What do anal sex and spinach have in common If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult"

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"What does a French beaver call her home? (From my 8 year old) Madame"