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Joke of the Day
"How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? Pooched."
Next Joke
"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."
"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."
"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""
"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."
"Two birds are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says ""Can you smell fish?"""
"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."
"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."
"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"