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Joke of the Day

"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."

"What do you call a bee from US? USB"

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Send down four skin-divers."

"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"This joke is brought to you by AdBlock Plus for Google Chrome. Blocking every ad on the internet, except this one."

"Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree He's wanted dead and alive"

"My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves."

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."