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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un ever defecate? Because he's too legit to shit."

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say ""just water for now."" But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water."

"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"What sort of cereal does Thor eat? Loki Charms."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"[First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE"

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"