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Joke of the Day

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

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"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."
"How do you make holy water from just plain water? You boil the hell out of it."
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"
"Can a widow's husband marry her daughter? No,dead people don't marry."
"Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar."
"PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no! ME (going out into the world): I'm ready [literally no one offers me drugs ever]"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."
"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."
"Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals. What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!"
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