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Joke of the Day

"You wanna hear a Dad joke? Well, I don't have any kids yet so you're gonna have to ask someone else!"

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."

"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""

"Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? Mace..."

"Jokes about the USA? Let's see them!"

"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"

"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"

"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"