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Joke of the Day

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"Every time I walk into a store with my dad Worker: ""Can I help you?"" Dad: ""No, he was born like that."""

"Ha Long is many Dongs"

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"This kid was up late doing his work... not on reddit. not posting to /r/jokes Edit: That's a lie."

"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"

"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"

"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."

"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"

"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."