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"""Write this down."" [Moses grabs tablet] ""Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"""
"What's the same as an ocean rabbit? A C-hair!"
"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"
"How does a cow kiss? Smooooooch"
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"Why did Helen Kellers kid commit suicide You would also if your name was Hughhhawahfluh Keller"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews gave him the gas bill."
"Why did they call off the leper hockey game... ... there was a face off in the corner."