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Joke of the Day

"Probably the slowest way to die is sloth with a knife."

"Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve"

"There are lots of reasons to hate the Nazis. Mine? They didn't finish the job."

"You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?"

"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."

"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."

"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"

"I use head&shoulders Me: I use head&shoulders frequently Friend: But you dont have dandroof? Me: Exactly!"

"What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory."

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."