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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"

"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."

"I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly"

"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."

"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."