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Joke of the Day

"My sister's husband overdosed on Viagra... she took it hard."

"Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised."

"Why did the bike fall down? It was two tired"

"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"

"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped Snow White."

"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."

"My doctor told me that I have ADHD but when I got home and checked, I still only have basic cable. Lying bastard!"

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."