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Joke of the Day
"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."
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"They just opened a sperm bank for gay couples. You can get it by the buttload."
"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"
"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."
"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."
"Adulthood is like the part in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy tries to runaway from her problems, but then SURPRISE, there is also a tornado."
"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."
"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."
"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"