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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
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"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."
"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"""Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."" -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now"
"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."
"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"
"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"
"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."