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Joke of the Day

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"my roofing company has gone bankrupt. I kept saying ""this one's on the house"" every time I finished a roof, how could i be so stupid"

"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time..."

"Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry."

"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""

"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."

"I'm finally part of the cool crowd! *waddles off with colony of penguins*"

"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"

"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""

"How does a bassist's brain cell die? Alone."