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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, why did Jesus have to die on the cross?"" ""He didn't do his 1st grade homework."""
Next Joke
"Coworker: What would be your ideal- Me: Sleeping CW: But you didn't let me finish my- M: My answer is always sleeping."
"You know how drinks always mention ""Please drink responsibly"" ? ... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions ""Please jerk responsibly"""
"I learned 2 things at least when I was married 1. Always passcode lock your phone 2. Don't use a nude pic of your gf as the lock screen"
"Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done."
"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."
"Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? They keep getting lost at sea."
"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"
"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"
"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."