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Joke of the Day

"What did the African eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal. (A bowl of)"

"What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers!"

"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"

"I like to slip a Honey Boo Boo episode in every once in awhile to remind my husband that it could be worse."

"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""

"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"

"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."

"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"

"What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream? Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"A really funny joke. http://youtu.be/h8ycKKA7LZI A work-in-progress from my stand-up set. Tell me what you think!"