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Joke of the Day
"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."
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"Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!"
"What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit? The IV Drip"
"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""
"I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing."
"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."
"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"
"2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme."
"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"
"The heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire has turn to prostitution to make ends meet, putting a $5 million price tag on her services for a single night. Which is fair enough, because she's worth it."