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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
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"What do you call a Chinese prostitute with no legs? Dragon Lips."
"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"
"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"
"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."