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Joke of the Day
"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."
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"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"
"What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus? He never saw it coming."
"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."
"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."
"What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most? LEGALIZATION"
"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"
"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"