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Joke of the Day

"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."

"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."

"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."

"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."

"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."

"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"

"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."