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Joke of the Day

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"

"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."

"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !"

"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"

"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."

"Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus."