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Joke of the Day
"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."
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"I deleted all my german friends off my phone... Its now Hans free."
"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"
"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"
"What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!"
"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""
"A mathematician walks into a bar. The bartender says ""You just missed happy hour. All drinks fifty percent off"" The mathematician says ""Thanks, I'll halve to remember that"""
"They should have an Academy Award for ""Most Acting."""
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"