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Joke of the Day
"Bough some shoes from my drug dealer. They were pretty nice"
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"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."
"When other parents at the playground ask me things about my baby I say, ""I don't know. I just kidnapped her."""
"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""
"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"
"My mum doesn't work in IT. So I don't get why she looks at me and keeps repeating ""I wish there was an undo button."""
"Why is Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box."
"I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a tv... I could've swore it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at the house polishing my shoes."
"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."
"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"