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Joke of the Day
"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""
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"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."
"What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder"
"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."
"You know what really brings out the child in me? Abortion."
"[approaches parent with child on a leash] ""Mind if I pet your dog?"" Hey that's my son! ""Oh my bad. Mind if I pet your son?"""
"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"
"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"
"*Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*"