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Joke of the Day

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"

"If you ever feel useless... Remember there is a someone in the BMW factory installing turn signals."

"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"

"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"

"''Daddy, i'm gonna shoot Bacon out of the sky'' ''Yeah, when pigs fly''"

"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""

"You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it's acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch."