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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."
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"The other day I went to the doctor and he told me I may be schizophrenic And I said, ""Hey Doc, you must be talking to the wrong guy!"""
"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"
"My girlfriend told me that her gran died of food poisoning. The toughest part was acting surprised."
"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"
"How do you get beer from root beer? You pour it in a square glass."
"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."
"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."
"It's a SHOT in the dark, but you might find this funny. Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together? Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether"
"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"