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Joke of the Day

"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."

"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."

"Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B"

"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."

"FIFA is a nonprofit. That's it. That's the joke"

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""

"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."

"""I never weigh myself"" -People who weigh themselves daily"