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Joke of the Day
"'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey."
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"What did the physicist have for lunch? Fission chips."
"I like to think of myself as God's gift to women. They certainly wouldn't pay anything to have me."
"What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? [x-post from r/bicycling] Attire"
"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."
"I wonder if anyone ever told Hitler ""just be yourself""."